Feb 12, 2012

4 Fingers & A Thumb

Little Stacy Cadger
born in a cardboard box
over on the Bedford side
of New York's Northern Bronx.

Her daddy was a mendicant
her mother was a scrounger
her talent was inherited
but Stacy was no lounger.

Every Friday afternoon
she'd creep into the stores
she'd launch a little riot up
start a customer-at-wars.

While everything was hectic
she'd use 4 fingers and a thumb
then sneak away with her goods
back to her cardboard slum.

If you "Google" Stacy's name
you'll not find a single thing
cause Stacy is an expert
at the kleptomaniatic sting.

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